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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ November 10 2008, 5:09 PM GMT

Hey Matt!

What? Oh, right; sorry. Hello 'other Matt'.

Spinach is also my favourite pizza topping and I believe my anus to me relatively normal. With ricotta cheese and an egg you get a Pizza Fiorentina. That's Florentine to you, as in eggs Florentine...

And here's a Fiorentina:

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Whoops sorry, misgoogled:

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oh yeah, Matt. harrumph. 'spose you can stay

Quote: Huge Bear @ November 10 2008, 11:09 PM GMT

Spinach is also my favourite pizza topping and I believe my anus to me relatively normal. With ricotta cheese and an egg you get a Pizza Fiorentina. That's Florentine to you, as in eggs Florentine...

And here's a Fiorentina:

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Whoops sorry, misgoogled:

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oh yeah, Matt. harrumph. 'spose you can stay

My anus is also quite fine when I eat spinach pizza.
I eat a lot of crazy veggie combinations. I live in Portland, Oregon for goodness sakes. If you don't know much about Portland let me 'splain:
Portland is where all the hippies are. We're the 6th greenest city in the world. Our state actually provides it's citizens with health care and we allow gay marriage, medical marijuana, and euthanasia. We're considered, by far, to be the most liberal city in the country and we have a HUGE vegan population.
You can't go anywhere without being tempted to try some amazing tofu plate!

We also have the best public transit system in the U.S. so no one drives! Everyone takes the light rail, bus, aerial tram, street car, or rides a bike!

:)

Hey Matt! Do you listen to Opie and Anthony?

I'm liking the sound of the public transport system. Most of the rest sounds a bit poo.

Quote: matt insley @ November 11 2008, 3:01 AM GMT

My anus is also quite fine when I eat spinach pizza.
I eat a lot of crazy veggie combinations. I live in Portland, Oregon for goodness sakes. If you don't know much about Portland let me 'splain:
Portland is where all the hippies are. We're the 6th greenest city in the world. Our state actually provides it's citizens with health care and we allow gay marriage, medical marijuana, and euthanasia. We're considered, by far, to be the most liberal city in the country and we have a HUGE vegan population.
You can't go anywhere without being tempted to try some amazing tofu plate!

We also have the best public transit system in the U.S. so no one drives! Everyone takes the light rail, bus, aerial tram, street car, or rides a bike!

:)

Sounds groovy. I come from a beautiful Petrochemical wonderland called Middlesbrough.

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It was recently voted as the number 1 worst place to live in Britain. It boasts the lowest wages, highest binge drinking and burglaries in the land. And it spawned Paul Daniels.

wanna house swap?

Quote: Aaron @ November 11 2008, 10:26 AM GMT

I'm liking the sound of the public transport system. Most of the rest sounds a bit poo.

Poo? You're not fond of vegan hippies running around willy-nilly? I think it's grand!

Greetings, Matt. Wave

Vegan? Vegetarian? If so, I think I'm gonna like you. Much more than that other American in the forum, anyway. Don't think much of him. He loves his firearms too much. :S

Quote: matt insley @ November 11 2008, 5:41 PM GMT

Poo? You're not fond of vegan hippies running around willy-nilly? I think it's grand!

Vegans should be shot on sight.

And eaten?

They're all gristle and bone.

But isn't corn fed chicken supposed to be good?

As far as I know, chickens aren't exactly carnivorous in the same way...

Quote: Eat My Shirts @ November 11 2008, 5:57 PM GMT

Greetings, Matt. Wave

Vegan? Vegetarian? If so, I think I'm gonna like you. Much more than that other American in the forum, anyway. Don't think much of him. He loves his firearms too much. :S

Haha.. I noticed that!

And vegans are cool! Portland isn't only vegan people though. We have a huge population of people that eat free-range organic meat. We only had grass-fed beef. Everything is natural and organic here. :)

Oh, and we don't have Wal-marts! HAha :)

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