How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse? (arf! arf!)
The one with the waggley tail
How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse? (arf! arf!)
Where the economy failed
I must take a trip to Washington
And send my poor George Bush home
If he has a dog, he won't be lonesome
And the idiot can't be alone
How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse? (arf! arf!)
The one with the hypoallergenic tail
How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse? (arf! arf!)
I do hope the assassins fail.
I read in the paper there are racists(roof! roof!)
With big mouths that whine in the dark
My dad needs a doggie to protect him
And scare them away with one bark
I don't want a Palin or a McCaine
I don't want a Biden that squalks
I don't want a G8 of little fishies
He can't take a Putin for a walk
How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse? (arf! arf!)
The one with the mongrel tail
How much is that doggie in the Whitehouse?
Our daddy can't fail.