BUSH IS TALKING TO A FILM MAKER (FEMALE)
BUSH
I'm ready to start filming my film Dubya, the story of my life. Where's my script son?
FILMMAKER
Why are you still wearing pants?
BUSH
What, say son has there been some sort of mistake, you are making Dubya the story of my life?
FILMMAKER
No this is Dubya Penetration, we wanted the guy with the biggest crooked dick in the film industry.
BUSH
No I'm the biggest, crooked dick in the white house.
PALIN WALKS ON.
BUSH
Sara, hey Pitbull what you doing here?
PALIN
Hey George this is embarassing. I'm playing the oval orrifice, drill baby drill!