British Comedy Guide

Forrest Dubya

BUSH IS SITTING ON A CHAIR ALA FOREST GUMP WITH A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

VO

From the people who made Rain Man and the people who brought you Silence of the Lambs. Dubya a film about a retard who's also a psychopath.

BUSH

My name is Dubya, mama called me a missed oportunity for an abortion. Mama said life is like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.

A SOLDIER SITS NEXT TO BUSH.

GEORGE

Hey soldier my name is Dubya, would you like a piece of chocolate?

SOLDIER

No thanks Dubya. I lost a leg in the gulf and my home in the credit crunch.
You can have a sandwich though, a knuckle sandwich.

PUNCHES GEORGE OUT AND LEAVES

GEORGE SITS BACK UP.

A SICK PERSON WALKS ON.

GEORGE

Hey you don't look well, my names Dubya would you like a piece of chocolate?

SICK PERSON.

No thanks Dubya I couldn't get health insurance because of you, and you blocked stem cell research. You can have a stick..

BUSH

Of gum?

SICK

No my walking stick.

SMACKS GEORGE WITH CRUTCH.

SICK PERSON LEAVES STAGE.

BARACK OBAMA SITS NEXT TO GEORGE.

BARACK

Hey Dubya people have been pretty mean to you, I'll have some of your chocolate.

BUSH

Their you go Mr President Obama.

BARACKS TAKES A PIECE OF HIS CHOCOLATE AND SPITS IT OUT.

BARACK

That's doody.

BUSH

Yup that's Dubya doody, and there's a bunch for you to chew through in the next 4 years. Have fun.

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