I thought I'd post a picture of a condom machine in Cork taken by former Frankie goes to Hollywood guitarist, Brian Nash.
http://s94.photobucket.com/albums/l99/babylonpink/?action=view¤t=241020081901.jpg
Toffee Poppets in a condom machine? As Mr Nash says:
"Is that Toffee Poppets in your pocket or do you have a rectangular, cardboard penis?"
To give the thread some mileage tell us your amusing safe-sex stories.