What do you think?
GEORGE BUSH AND BARACK OBAMA ARE TALKING.
Obama: This is very good of you Mr Bush.
Bush: Please call me George, Osama.
Obama: My name is Obama.
Bush: I say Osama you say Obama.
Obama: Right, but...
Bush: I know these kennels like the back of my foot. (LAUGHS) Your children will be pleased with the choice I make for the nextest President of the USA. (BEAT) How about this one?
Obama: Ah a nice Sottish Terrier, what is it called?
Bush: Gordon. He's very indecisive. It took him three hours to decide if he wanted Pedigree or Bakers dog food. (LAUGHS) Not as good as his bigger brother Tony. (BEAT) But he's dead now.
Obama: Ok. And who's this little fellow?
Bush: This is a Thai Ridgeback named Glitter.
Obama: Glitter? He looks good...
Bush: I must warn you Osama (BEAT) he's not very good around children.
Obama: I can't take that one home then can I? What about this one? Looks very cute.
Bush: Yes. This one is a bitch called Cherie. Needs several meals a day but requires very little exercise.
Obama: I'll take it.