I kid, I kid.
I'm sure we've all heard by now that Barack Obama has promised his children that they will get a puppy when they move into the White House. So let's have some name suggestions.
I'm going with George.
Obama's dog
Hot.
Lipstick
Surely his new puppy will be called Gordan? Isn't that the traditional arrangement?
I suspect he'll promise a lovely puppy, and keep promising it for the next 3 years.
Before giving them a rat with herpes, and claiming it's what he promised all along.
It's what most politicians do.
Palin.
Kuta Kinte
Mandingo
Flangeflaps.