Gone with the vote.

JOHN MCCAINE AND SARA PALIN ARE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

JOHN

To Mr Obama I say congratulations, it was a hard race but you won. Good luck to you, good luck to America.

SARA

And I say Mr Obama, you may have won the battle but the war will be ours! We will take to the mountains and fight you and your Homo-Communo-Muslim Wethermen allies. We will..

JOHN

And Sara now we have humiliatingly lost I can finally say. Shut the f**k up you mad, winking loony. Jeezus it's been like having the love child of Pamela Anderson and Hitler as a running mate.

SARA THROWS HER SELF TO HER KNEES.

SARA

But John what'll I do? Where will I go?

JOHN

Frankly my dear I don't give a damn.

I am sure there is a better punchline here but I'm buggered if I can think of it.

I think my attempt to do McCaine and Palin as Scarlett and Brett was over optomistic.

Maybe it would work visually especially as the music strikes up in the background during the last two lines