Sat-Nav Quickie

FX CAR STARTING.

VOICE:
(D) Yo, yo, whassup, turn right bro, dope, straight ahead 5km, shizzle.

WOMAN:
What's that?

MAN:
Oh, that's my new phat-nav.

VOICE:
(D) Bee-atch!

ENDS.

(D) means the voice will be distorted to sound like a computerised hip hop/gangsta voice.

If you can draw it, Private eye might print it. They've had loads of these.