DAZ AND KEV ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET.
Daz: So, let me get this straight. Every time he cuts someone's hair, he does it while impersonating a celebrity?
Kev: Yeah seriously, it's amazing. He has to be the best barber in the world. I mean I went in last week for a trim and he was Jimmy Carr. He had learned every word of his routine, it was great!
Daz: Wow! That is impressive. Does he charge any more for this?
Kev: No, just normal prices. Anyway, here we are.
THEY WALK INTO THE BARBERS. THE BARBER CUTS A PIECE OF HAIR AND DOES A BACK FLIP.
Daz: Who's he supposed to be here?
Kev: I'm not sure Daz.
Barber: Beth Tweddle, Olympic gymnast for Britain.
Daz: (LAUGHS) Excellent!
Barber: Thanks. Ok lads, who's first?
Kev: Oh I was here last week, I don't need mine doing.
Barber: Ah that's right, Jimmy Carr wasn't it?
Kev: Yeah.
Barber: Come on then son.
Daz (SITS IN CHAIR): Cheers mate, just a trim will do please.
Barber: Certainly.
Kev: So who you going to be for my mate Daz?
BARBER SHARPENS RAZOR AND SMILES.
Barber: Sweeney Todd.
Daz: Shit!
KEV RUNS OUT OF THE BARBERS.