A MAN IS SITTING UP IN BED WATCHING TV AND KNITTING, HIS WIFE COMES IN.
MAN
Hello dear how was work?
WOMAN
Terrible, people keep calling the bank hotlin all night crying.
MAN
How terrible, fancy some kinky sex?
WOMAN
Oh Bob that's why I fell in love with you. Your endless apetite for degenerate sex, that would shock Marylin Manson.
MAN HOPS OUT OF BED HE IS WEARING A FULL VYNL JUMP SUIT, STARTS GOING THROUGH CUPBOARDS.
MAN
Strap on, stick ins, should I wake the kids hamster?
WOMAN
Nah that's all a bit Bizarre Magazine, you know what would be really degenerate?
MAN
Not the Russell Brand thing?
WOMAN
No Newsnight fetish. I want you to be Jeremy Paxman and I'm the naughty cabinet mminister you're interviewing.
THEY SIT ON THE BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
MAN
So Minister you've left this country in a terrible mess yees.
WOMAN
I've been a very, very naughty minister.
MAN
You have Mr Brown.
WOMAN
I didn't want to be that humiliated.