British Comedy Guide

Kinky.

A MAN IS SITTING UP IN BED WATCHING TV AND KNITTING, HIS WIFE COMES IN.

MAN

Hello dear how was work?

WOMAN

Terrible, people keep calling the bank hotlin all night crying.

MAN

How terrible, fancy some kinky sex?

WOMAN

Oh Bob that's why I fell in love with you. Your endless apetite for degenerate sex, that would shock Marylin Manson.

MAN HOPS OUT OF BED HE IS WEARING A FULL VYNL JUMP SUIT, STARTS GOING THROUGH CUPBOARDS.

MAN

Strap on, stick ins, should I wake the kids hamster?

WOMAN

Nah that's all a bit Bizarre Magazine, you know what would be really degenerate?

MAN

Not the Russell Brand thing?

WOMAN

No Newsnight fetish. I want you to be Jeremy Paxman and I'm the naughty cabinet mminister you're interviewing.

THEY SIT ON THE BED NEXT TO EACH OTHER.

MAN

So Minister you've left this country in a terrible mess yees.

WOMAN

I've been a very, very naughty minister.

MAN

You have Mr Brown.

WOMAN

I didn't want to be that humiliated.

Nice idea, as an alternative you could have Paxman bringing her to orgasm by saying 'Did you threaten to overrule him?' twelve times.

Nice idea, but I am not sure 'the bad day at work' intro adds anything and I think you could have done a bit more with the pay off.

Good points Timbo, I kinda like the idea of 2 quick twists in the beginning but I think they cancel each other out.

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