3 SUFFRAGETTES ARE IN PRISON, THEY LOOK HAGARD AND BEATEN (JANE, CLARE, AND CARRIE)
JANE
Chin up girls the struggle for votes and justice is worth it.
CLARE
But it's so hard, I protested at Westminster and the police beat me for two days.
JANE
I delivered a petition to Number 10 and Special Branch shot me.
CARRIE
Carrie had been sitting in a cafe talking about Blahniks and big willies, when the police dragged her away. This was typical for an upper Mnahattan girl about town.
JANE
What the blazes are you talking about?
CLARE
Leave her alone, I think she went mad when they force fed her on her last hunger strike.
JANE
Sorry we sisters must stick together. I long for the day when we all will have the vote.
CLARE
When vicious male politicians won't send our sons to pointless wars.
CARRIE
Carrie Bradshaw longed for the day when Blhanik would release it's winter range.
JANE
So help me I am going to box her ears.
CLARE
Oh Jane you're so passionate, but Carrie may have a point. Maybe after we get the vote, woman MPs and an end to war.
JANE
They'll be time for fun, frivolity and what ever a Blhanik is.
2 POLICE MEN APPEAR AT THE CELL DOOR ONE HAS A STRAIGHT JACKET THE OTHER A TRUNCHEON.
POLICE1
Carrie Bradshaw time for your interrogation.
CARRIE
Carrie was going to meet Mr Big finally, 2 Mr Bigs.
THE POLICE TAKE HER AWAY.
JANE
Poor deluded Carrie.
CLARE
Yes every one knows it's about the Fendi handbags.