Malady Malarkey

INT. DAY. BUSY A&E WARD.

NURSE: Can I help you?

MAN: Ooooo matron, sorry. Yes, I feel rather funny, like a bag of shite almost.

NURSE: Hmmm, I'll ask the doctor. (TURNS AROUND) Dr. Wilson, Does my bum look big in this? Erm.

DOCTOR: How very dare you. Quick, we've got an outbreak, Shut that door!

NURSE: Doctor, my arse. An outbreak?

MAN: Ding dong.

NURSE: Hi-de-hi campers.

EVERYONE: (together) Ho-de-ho.

DOCTOR: Catchphraseosis and its catching but I have a cunning plan.

SNIPPETS OF VOICES: Calm down, calm down… Go on, go on, go on, go on…. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.

DOCTOR: I shall say this only once. Repeat after me. From me to you.

EVERYONE: From me to you.

DOCTOR: Everyone awight?

MAN: Yeah, I'm awight, you awight nurse?

NURSE: Yeah, I'm awight too.

I like this, it's very pacy a great idea and completely free of filler.

Very funny as well.

Nice one Nigel, say no more, a nod's as good as a wink.

A new Two-Ronnies-esque show on the cards Nigel? As usual, good wordplay, well executed, and quick pacing

Thanks guys, it was just a bit of fun this one

Like it.

It might be good if you can find a catchphrase-based way for them to deal with the outbreak.

Inject them in the buttocks,

They don't like it up them.

Quote: sootyj @ November 6 2008, 3:08 PM GMT

Inject them in the buttocks,

They don't like it up them.

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Better ending than mine, thanks.