Why I love my mother Page 3

Didn't spot that one. Spelling mistakes jump out at me.

Quote: Griff @ November 6 2008, 2:11 PM GMT

Although I imagine Northern words are not worthy of attention?

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Awww! You have a great Mummy Dabutt!!!

My mother rang me & asked if I wanted some of her driving instructors cast off clothes.
Mother was not even offered these clothes, she asked on my behalf if she had any. I am not a charity case & I hate it when she does these things. Worse still they were from a woman twice my age & 8 sizes bigger.
"You can take them in" Mother squealed.

My mum once posted two of her bras down to me. Mum is a 42GG. Her breasts could house a small country. I am a 34C. They arrived in a 4ft by 3ft box.The postman near broke his back lugging that humungatarian box up my path.

"They are too small for me Charley so they must fit you. Plus you could always take them in"

Fooking woman!!!

I would never wear someone else's bra.

But even moreso not my mum's.

Hmm.

Would you rather use a stranger's toothbrush or your own mum's?

They asked that on a psychological TV show once. Your answer can be scientifically explained.

*shudder*

That's just horrible. On all counts.

I wouldn't know what to do. All options are repugnant!

Probably find the nearest 24 hour supermarket.