Gary Lineker: Yet another BBC presenter f*cks up
Another corker.
Very good. I believed it for a second.
In other news, I heard a rumour about Mr Lineker that he once *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* with this girl at a party, who *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* with a huge *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* right up his *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS*.
What do you think of that?
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 5 2008, 12:50 PM GMTVery good. I believed it for a second.
So did I, until I realised that Alan Hansen wasn't even on Match Of The Day
Quote: Lee Henman @ November 5 2008, 12:50 PM GMTIn other news, I heard a rumour about Mr Lineker that he once *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* with this girl at a party, who *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* with a huge *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS* right up his *OBSCURED FOR LEGAL REASONS*.
What do you think of that?
I started that!
Hehe -- very good, Norman. Tres funny.
Dan
Quote: shaggy292 @ November 5 2008, 1:12 PM GMTSo did I, until I realised that Alan Hansen wasn't even on Match Of The Day
Yes he is.
Not on that night he wasn't
Who was ?, I'll edit it if I can.
I think it was Shearer and Lawrenson.
I can't believe I'm sitting here correcting the details of who was analysing Match of the Day for Norman Wisdom writing a fake article. I need a girlfriend.
The rest of us are sitting reading it. So do we!
I was in a pub one day chatting with some bloke, and at one point, as if I could have done anything about it, he just said, in a sad voice "I just want a girlfriend." If only all human interaction was on such an honest basis we would have a better world. 
Good piece of comedy, Norm, I enjoyed it. I was reading an article about Tony Adams (new Portsmouth boss) only the other day, and it mentioned the interests he developed after leaving prison for drunk driving.
Remarkably good I really enjoyed that one.
Very professional and very funny. Another top quality one.