The most amazing and alien-looking place on planet Earth. I'd love to go there and marvel at Mother Nature's artistry. But we're already booked into Butlins. 
http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2008/09/most-alien-looking-place-on-earth.html
Socotra Island
Butlins eh?
Went twice and both times expected to be told.
For you Tommy the war is over.