Not sure about this, my first parody based on Andrew Sachs reply to Jonathon Ross and Bussell Brand, you may need some backing from Joe Dolche on you tube to fit the lyrics to the music. Here goes...
Andrew Sachs (In the style of Manuel from Faulty Towers)
Wipa da smile offa you face (Shaddapa you face parody)
Hello, I'ma Andrew (AKA Manuel), I gottta something special for a you, Ready, Mr Woss
When I was a shopping just the udda day,
I a missed a you call I gotta back too a late
but my answerphona tool,
Is a very cool,
So I listena to your drool
Boy it make-a me sick,
everyting thatta you do
You really is a prick,
you treating me like a poo
Boy it make-a me sick,
You two lousy bucks
Make a me feela like a fool
And I thinka all the time,
What'sa matter you,
hey, gotta no respect
Whatta you tink you do,
why you looka so glad
you really drive a me mad,
you are a disgrace,
wipe a da smile off you face
But soona come a day,
BBC say bigga star
No more TV shows,
Gotta sella your nice big car
You only have yourself, to blame for every ting,
I wanna dance anda sing
And think to myself, every dog havva day
now the jokes on you,
hey, got time to reflect
Join the dole a queue hey,
with your best fwend Bwand
you really drive a me mad,
you are a disgrace,
You godda egg on you face