Changes.

BARACK OBAMA IS SPEAKING TO AN AUDIENCE.

So I won, and you know what I can promise you America?

Change.

The failing economy?

Change.

The war on terror?

Change.

The oil shortage?

Change.

A homeless guy spoke to me yesterday, you know what he said?

Spare some change?

You betcha I got loads of change to spare.

People who stutter, like David Bowie I offer.

Ccchhhhanges!

My favorite Sinatra song?

Changers in the night.

VO VOICE FROM THE CROWD.

But what are you actually going to do?

BARRACK.

Do erm I could or, oh shit.

Quick change!

RUNS OFF STAGE.

How about if the quick change is Obama to Osama??? Just a thought

Nice idea, was expecting the tramp asking for change, and suddenly changed tack to song wordplay which made it feel a bit fragmented. Good effort at a joke on Obama though, it's a hard task. His lack of comment on what the change involves is prob the best bet.

Heard Cameron on the radio this morning saying how Obama's victory shows how people want change (no prizes for guessing what message he's going for). So how about an English version with Cameron speaking about change, then Osbourne and Mandelson out begging to Russion billionaires?

Thanks Summer G, Robo that's such a good idea you sure you don't want first dibs?

You've basically written it here anyway, though wouldn't mind having a go at it. Can both do a version and compare notes