SARAH PALIN IS GIVING A SPEECH.
SARAH
Today is a great day for the people who make American great.
The rich, the racist and God.
Not Jesus though, damn fishing dishing communist terrorist.
And it's a dark, dark day for those who make it bad.
Abortionists, librarians, libertarians, readers, breeders and women.
4 more years of big war, bad debt and water boarding.
And now for a big ole wink!
SHE WINKS AND POINTS, CAN'T STOP WINKING SLAPS HER SELF AROUND THE HEAD TWICE FALLS TO THE GROUND.
JOHN MCCAINE STAGGERS ON WITH A NURSE
JOHN
Still winking eh, and every one thought I'd have a stroke first.
Guess the poor pitbull couldn't take losing, losing what was it?
NURSE
The election?
JOHN
No since I took Viagra I haven't lost an errection. Now flip that moma over, she's twitching nicely. Drill baby drill.