British Comedy Guide

Losers.

SARAH PALIN IS GIVING A SPEECH.

SARAH

Today is a great day for the people who make American great.

The rich, the racist and God.

Not Jesus though, damn fishing dishing communist terrorist.

And it's a dark, dark day for those who make it bad.

Abortionists, librarians, libertarians, readers, breeders and women.

4 more years of big war, bad debt and water boarding.

And now for a big ole wink!

SHE WINKS AND POINTS, CAN'T STOP WINKING SLAPS HER SELF AROUND THE HEAD TWICE FALLS TO THE GROUND.

JOHN MCCAINE STAGGERS ON WITH A NURSE

JOHN

Still winking eh, and every one thought I'd have a stroke first.

Guess the poor pitbull couldn't take losing, losing what was it?

NURSE

The election?

JOHN

No since I took Viagra I haven't lost an errection. Now flip that moma over, she's twitching nicely. Drill baby drill.

Is the nurse Chinese?

No the joke is on McCaine's poor hearing.

It doesn't make much sense, I'm afraid. Why are Republicans on stage doing speeches that deliberately denegrate their own side?

The dreaded words "you've done better" spring to mind.

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