British Comedy Guide

Deal phone.

PHONE RUNNER 1

NOEL EDMONDS IS DOING DEAL OR NO DEAL, AND IS ABOUT TO ANSWER THE PHONE.

NOEL

Ooh James there's 2 boxes left one's got 1p in it. The other a kick up the arse.

CONTESTANT

I'm feeling lucky, I've been psychically ordering. It's like Argos but magic.

NOEL

You don't actually believe that guff.

PHONE RINGS ANSWERS IT

It's the banker. Yes, yes, yes you want to shove your dinkle into my red box?
You're not the banker. Bloody Russell Brand.

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