Sootyj's how to be evil on deathrow.

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MAN LOOKING BORED WE SEE HIM FROM NECK UP

VO

You there, yes you.

MAN NODS.

VO

Are you bored?

MAN NODS

VO

Well then it's time for Sootyj's guide to being evil on deathrow.

PULL BACK TO REVEAL MAN IS IN PRISON UNIFORM.

VO

Have you just shaved Mikeo Psycho's head ready for his execution?

MAN NODS

WE SEE MARKO WALKING DOWN THE CORRIDOR ESCORTED BY GUARDS EVERY ONE IS LAUGHING AT HIM. HIS HEAD IS SHAVED EXCEPT ON THE BACK IS SHAVED.
"I am gay,"

VO

Nice one. Now Dave Gabber the cheery stabber is getting a lethal injection isn't he?

MAN NODS.

VO

Did some one switch his lethal poison tank for a HYDROGEN one OR OTHER HIGHLY COMBUSTIBLE GAS THAT IS SIGNIFICANTLY LIGHTER THAN AIR, BUT UNLIKELY TO AFFECT SPEECH PATTERNS?

MAN PULLS A COY MAYBE FACE.

LOUD EXPLOSION MAN IS COVERED IN ENTRAILS.

VO

Excelent.

4 GUARDS APPEAR AND DRAG MAN OFF, A PRIEST FOLLOWS BEHIND GIVING THE LAST RIGHTS.

VO

Oops looks like they found out about your poisoned baby milk prank!

MAN IS HAVING A HOOD PULLED OVER HIS HEAD AS HE IS FORCED TOWARDS A NOOSE.

VO

Next week how to be evil in hell, see you there!
Toodloo!

Go on then, I should pretend you said something really dubious in the last post.

Is it really possible to do that?

Wow that'd be like having a TARDIS, of course I may just delete the whole post.

It's not like anyones going to make Sootyj's guide to evil soon.

I was planning one on phoning a beloved elderly actor and claiming to have f**ked his cat.

I think Griff's missing seefacts.

Oooh that's so creepy I may bathe in bleach.

I suspect Seefacts is either in Griffs cellar or under his patio.