MCCAINE IS ASLEEP ON THE STAGE.
VO
After losing the 2008 election Senator McCaine and Senator Palin decided to become soldiers of fortune.
Today if you have a problem, if you can afford them, if you're insane you can hire.
Chippy and the Pitbull.
OSAMA BIN LADEN WALKS ON THE STAGE.
OSAMA
Mu ha ha! I am Osama Bin Laden, having got Barrack elected I'm going to ruin America. By giving free medical care to everyone.
PALIN
I'm Sara Palin hockey mom and fighter for truth, justice and Jesus's way.
OSAMA
What are you going to do to stop me.
PALIN POINTS AT HIM AND WINKS.
OSAMA
Aaaggh! I'm confused by your vaguely sexy way of pointing and winking, even though you look like my mum.
PALIN
You can't resist my milfaliciosness.
OSAMA BACKS UP AND FALLS OVER MCCAINE.
OSAMA
Damn I fell over this sleeping presidential candidate.
MCCAINE
Foiled by nap power!
OSAMA RUNS OFF.
VO
Next week Chippy and the Pitbull save America's libraries. From books!