Puppets of evil.

MR RODNEY IS ON THE STAGE WITH JIM JUNG IL ON STAGE.

KIM

I am Kim Jung Il and I am not bloody dead you decadent Western capitalists dogs.
Now give North Korea a million tonnes of fuel oil, or I'll nuke Seoul (BEAT) Boom Boom!

A GUARD COMES ON WITH BASIL BRUSH.

GUARD

I'm warning you we kidnapped you Mr Rodney to convince world Kim Jung Il not dead.

BASIL

Mr Rodney don't let the damn commies opress you.

GUARD

Shut up or we'll blow your head off, boom boom.

RODNEY

Yeh and then who'll do your dirty work?

GUARD

We have a back up.

KEITH HARRIS COMES ON WITH ORVIL.

ORVILLE.

I wish I could fly right upto the sky. And drop an atom bomb on Newyork, forward the workers.

BASIL

They're worse than bloody gypos.

Basil's character came across fine but Orville's line doesn't read well and where is Sooty?

Sooty would never have been taken alive.

He'd die cradling Sweep's corpse in a pile of bullet casings and blood.

Surrounded by a full division of North Korean dead.

Whilst white doves flew by.