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Mmm pie. Page 6

Quote: zooo @ November 3 2008, 12:20 AM GMT

Yes!!

\o/ :D

Quote: zooo @ November 3 2008, 12:20 AM GMT

I just ate a mini pizza. It was deeeeelicious!

I've so far managed to hold myself back. Only one left!

Quote: Timbo @ November 3 2008, 12:33 AM GMT

That is pastry porn. I don't know whether to salivate or ejaculate.

Either way, leave a deposit and it's yours! :O

I'm familiar with pea soup. The next time I'm in England I'll give them a whirl.

(Queue "Visualize whirled peas" gag)

Quote: Timbo @ November 3 2008, 12:33 AM GMT

That is pastry porn. I don't know whether to salivate or ejaculate.

F**k you guys I'm going to raid my pantry.
Night!

As a kid I used to get my haircut by at a barbers called Brian's. Next door was a butchers called Brien's. I am not sure either did much for the other's trade.

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 3 2008, 12:30 AM GMT
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Why are you eating dog food, Lee?

Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 12:45 AM GMT

Why are you eating dog food, Lee?

Arf! Arf! Throw some in my direction! Lovey

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 12:48 AM GMT

Don't joke Aaron. I've seen some-one bake a pie with dog food. It was in a very scary council estate and the house in question was occupied by a drug dealer and one of the occupants had made a dogfood pie which they were all going to eat. I don't move in those circles now, it was a temporary thing.

:|

Confession - as a kid I used to periodically look at an open can of Pedigree Chum and think to myself "I wonder"...

No, I never did. Never.

Absolutely not.

Laughing out loud

Quote: Huge Bear @ November 3 2008, 12:55 AM GMT

Confession - as a kid I used to periodically look at an open can of Pedigree Chum and think to myself "I wonder"...

No, I never did. Never.

Absolutely not.

World's most rubbish confession.

I thought about eating dog food.

I thought about getting an atomic bomb and blowing up American, then having sex with Ms World on a giant heap of cocaine.

Yes, but he could have actually eaten it.

And the protesting towards the end of the post leads one to question his previous assertion of events.

And I couldn't have nuked America, shagged ms World and you know the cocaine...

Prezunctly. :)

Aaron's right sootyj - none of us has ever been within 6 inches (???) of a nuke or of Miss World (the cocaine is an irrelevance)

It was the texture and the traces of gelatin...like a meat marble cake...

Nope.

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