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Mmm pie. Page 4

Quote: Aaron @ November 2 2008, 11:01 PM GMT

Such class.

:D
with Super Noodles.

Going all out there Lee. Must go down well with the ladies.

;)

I know eels aren't a staple, but they don't seem to have crossed the Atlantic at all.

I hate seafood, too. I can stomach a couple breaded/fried shrimp, a forkful of lobster and a scallop or two, but that's it. Growing up in Florida with friends who were commercial fishermen was a waste of time for me.

But Eel in Japanese restaurants is fantastic.

Everything about being a cockney is shit. The music, the eels, the pies, the pissy beer, the rhyming slag.

Cockney's must be the most unfortunate people outside of Rwanda.

They need a UN mission.

And I used to live in Stepney, all the Cockney bits were shit.

Ah, yes, a warning to pie fanciers who think they might like to try a traditional Pie & Mash. Don't. Just don't.

Quote: DaButt @ November 3 2008, 12:07 AM GMT

I know eels aren't a staple, but they don't seem to have crossed the Atlantic at all.

I don't think they've crossed the boundary of Tower Hamlets, to be quite honest with you.

Quote: DaButt @ November 3 2008, 12:07 AM GMT

I hate seafood, too. I can stomach a couple breaded/fried shrimp, a forkful of lobster and a scallop or two, but that's it. Growing up in Florida with friends who were commercial fishermen was a waste of time for me.

You like it more than I!

Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 12:09 AM GMT

Cockney's must be the most unfortunate people outside of Rwanda.

They need a UN mission.

Laughing out loudLaughing out loudLaughing out loud

Wait... My grandad's a Cock-er-ney! :O

(Cockneys*)

Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 12:11 AM GMT

You like it more than I!

"Stomach" is a better word than "like". I can't stand fish at all.

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 12:12 AM GMT

Was the "rhyming slag" Fat Pat off EastEnders?

Laughing out loud

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 12:12 AM GMT

Was the "rhyming slag" Fat Pat off EastEnders?

No but you may just have found her a new job on CBBC.

It's story time with the rhyming slag!

Quote: DaButt @ November 3 2008, 12:12 AM GMT

"Stomach" is a better word than "like". I can't stand fish at all.

You seem to manage lobster et. al, even in small doses!

I can take the cod from the chippy near my parents' house, but accompanied by lots of salt, vinegar, tasty chips, and drowned in HP.

So basically, as long as I can't taste it.

Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 12:14 AM GMT

No but you may just have found her a new job on CBBC.

It's story time with the rhyming slag!

Haha!

Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 12:14 AM GMT

You seem to manage lobster et. al, even in small doses!

Only when drowned in ketchup or cocktail sauce. Same as you and HP, I guess.

Quote: DaButt @ November 2 2008, 11:46 PM GMT

I don't think anyone in the U.S. under the age of 80 has ever had a mince pie. My grandmother used to love them.

We have meat pies (sort of in the U.S.) but it's rare to find anything other than the nasty chicken/beef pot pies they sell in the supermarket. Every now and then you'll find a restaurant that makes a good one, but it's a rare occasion.

Dabutt, I need to show you around Greggs. It's a cardio-clogging wonderland, replete with the very best and worst British fast food has to offer.

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Can I just say that I made a steak pie the other day that was THREE INCHES deep. Yes. THREE INCHES ladies and gentlemen. With crumbly shortcrust pastry. And with it I served my missus crispy Maris Piper chips and Fruli beer.

Yes, I'm a 36 inch waist but f**k you! I'm a happy fatty.

Why on earth would anybody stomach something as pricy as a lobster?

Quote: Lee Henman @ November 3 2008, 12:17 AM GMT

Dabutt, I need to show you around Greggs. It's a cardio-clogging wonderland, replete with the very best and worst British fast food has to offer.

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Can I just say that I made a steak pie the other day that was THREE INCHES deep. Yes. THREE INCHES ladies and gentlemen. With crumbly shortcrust pastry. And with it I served my missus crispy Maris Piper chips and Fruli beer.

Yes, I'm a 36 inch waist but f**k you! I'm a happy fatty.

Greggs proud maker of dummys for chav babies, and lunches that pollute offices like an Anthrax WMD fart bomb.

But I love them, the little bitches.

Quote: Aaron @ November 3 2008, 12:02 AM GMT

zoooo, can we go back to a museum please soon, please? Thanks.

Yes!!

I just ate a mini pizza. It was deeeeelicious!

There goes my healthy day. :)
Although I suppose technically it's tomorrow now.

Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 12:20 AM GMT

Why on earth would anybody stomach something as pricy as a lobster?

Greggs proud maker of dummys for chav babies, and lunches that pollute offices like an Anthrax WMD fart bomb.

But I love them, the little bitches.

Hoorah!

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