GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO JAQUI SMITH.
JAQUI
Good news Gordon.
GORDON
The last year's been a dream and Tony's still in charge?
JAQUI
No you big silly. We've got something right.
GORDON
Get away what?
JAQUI
According to statistics England's now the most equal it's been in 50 years.
GORDON
Really?
JAQUI
Yes bank managers, teachers and tramps. Are all broke homeless and begging in the streets.
GORDON
Well that's not very good.
JAQUI
Well in England any one can be a primeminister. Even a depressive, autistic wally.