GORDON BROWN IS TALKING TO MERVYN KING.
MERVYN
Gordon this 50 billion pounds you gave the banks to pay off their toxic debts.
GORDON
And restart the economy.
MERVYN
They'd like some more.
GORDON
Crivens there's more toxic debts?
MERVYN
No
GORDON
So what did you spend the last lot on?
MERVYN
Well there was bonuses, we ran out of toilet paper and it's funny dropping bundles of £50 notes on tramps. The rest we just wasted.
GORDON
So I give you billions and you steal it, wipe your bum on it or throw it on the window.
MERVYN
Yes (BEAT) it's what Thatcher would have done.
GORDON
That's alright then, another £50 billion do you?
MERVYN
Oh one more thing. Big Issue Big Issue.
GORDON
Jings and crivens, alright then Mervyn how much?
MERVYN
Billion pounds, help the shameless.