ShoePie, made me chuckle they were all good this one just stuck out in my head more 
COMPETITION VOTING!! Page 2
Better hurry up voting closes tonight at 9PM. And as soon as it closes and the votes are counted the winner will be announced and expected to choose the next topic, so please try and do that asap(And I don't mean, As Soon As Plausible.)
Right - I've lost. I should have got in quickly last time. What's the next theme? I need to get working.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/1030 - The new one!