British Comedy Guide

Hugo

INT. DAY. OFFICE.

A MAN (HUGO) IS BEING INTERVIEWED FOR A JOB BY DAVID.

DAVID:
Hugo, you wrote on your form that you are, and I quote ‘a man of a thousand faces.'

HUGO:
I am the master of disguise David.

DAVID:
I see, hmmm, ok. Your most recent position was as a security guard.

HUGO HAS CHANGED INTO A WAITER.

HUGO:
Security guard? damn.

DAVID:
Erm, yes.

HUGO IS NOW A SECURITY GUARD.

HUGO:
Yeah, yeah, security, I've had a lot of jobs you know.

DAVID:
Ok, You feel confident in dealing with the public Hugo?

HUGO IS NOW DRESSED AS AN EXECUTIONER.

HUGO:
Oh yeah, had a lot of dealings with the public over in Saudi.

DAVID:
There's no mention of Saudi on your application.

HUGO:
Damn, Hang on two seconds.

HUGO RUMMAGES THROUGH BAG AND NOW CHANGES INTO A MILKMAN.

HUGO:
My brother, that's it, he worked in Saudi, we're quite close.

DAVID:
Do you actually know what the job is Hugo?

HUGO:
Yeah, it's a, a, erm, actually I don't. And my name is David, I'm incognito.

CUT TO HUGO NOW DRESSED EXACTLY LIKE DAVID.

ENDS

That's such a brilliant idea, but what's the punchline?

Thanks, changed the ending slightly.

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