British Comedy Guide

Modern nursey rhymes.

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And now for modern nursey rhymes. Georgie Porgie Osmond and Pussy cat Mandelson and the big yacht.

Georgie Porge pudding and lies

George Porgie went on a yacht.

George Porgie wanted the lot.

Georgie Porgie asked for cash.

Georgie Porgie been a bit rash.

Georgie Porgie resign over cash.

Mandelson Mandelson where have you been?

I've been to London to cause a scene

Mandelson Mandelson you malignant queen.

I chased a little louse right out of there.

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