GEORGE OSBOURNE ANSWERS A PHONE
GEORGE
Hello George Osbourne, the toff who loves a pay off.
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Am I a dirty boy?
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Yes I could be, albeit that's very dirty.
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Have I got a friend? Well Dave's always ready to lend a hand.
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Oooh that is beastly, so when can I see your yacht?
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You haven't got a yacht, you were just fired. You're not an evil Russian oligarch with a fat bribe.
HANGS UP
Bloody Russell Brand.