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Dunno. Morrissey never did keep us updated on that one.

And, remember those half-dead daffoldils he used to have in his back pockets?
I saw them for sale in my local petrol station the other day.

I reckon he tried to con her into a double suicide that was an actual murder attempt.

Something about getting run over by a bus?

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 10:12 PM GMT

He did say the coma was "really serious" though so probably she is.

He also whispered his last goodbyes. It's so long since then I suspect either she's copped it or Morrissey's gone gay.

Sadly it drove him into the arms of racism and serial murder of DJs.

Not to mention cannibalism.

Meat is afterall murder.

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 11:10 PM GMT

I have never ever met anyone who loves to point the racist finger as much as you do. Morrissey is racist. Andrew Sachs is racist. Hitler was racist. Is there no limit.

You should listen to Aaron. He says we all are. :)

The next thing Paula Radcliffe will be a racist next.

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 11:23 PM GMT

And Peter Sutcliffe.

Was that you who did his eye in then?

Quote: Griff @ November 3 2008, 11:10 PM GMT

I have never ever met anyone who loves to point the racist finger as much as you do. Morrissey is racist. Andrew Sachs is racist. Hitler was racist. Is there no limit.

Irony about irony?

Doesn't that make super dense irony you'll create a black hole.

Anyway Morrisey had loads of ironic rcaist records, least I hope they were ironic....

Andrew Sachs wasn't a racist merely a spineless prawn of Conny Booth.

Who was. Atleast in her writing.

Quote: sootyj @ November 3 2008, 11:25 PM GMT

Andrew Sachs wasn't a racist merely a spineless prawn of Conny Booth.

You are associating Andrew Sachs with prawnography. Apologise!

Someone stabbed a pen in his eye in the nick!

Merely that like the prawn.

His racist acting is deeply unkosher.

Besides what's wrong with racism? I'm a racist.

I heard there's a problem with Ethnic Fensing near The Wash.

Yeah but he's in a mentalist hospital where they get to watch Holby.

And Doctors.

I've been to Spain they are an incredibly PC nation and very kind to animals.

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