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Aw. A lot of houses in my street had all their lights off, pretending to be out. I had a pumpkin in the window.

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 12:48 PM BST

Ha, no. A ten year old boy in the US got shot while trick or treating.

Yeah, I read that. Sounds like a psycho.

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I reckon this weapon would be so threatening to the targets masculinity you wouldn't need to shoot.

I wasn't in I was out in my Snow white glory hauling myself to a party with a load of home made toffee apples.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2008, 12:54 PM BST
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I reckon this weapon would be so threatening to the targets masculinity you wouldn't need to shoot.

Have you been going through my cupboards while I've been out?

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 12:52 PM BST

Aw. A lot of houses in my street had all their lights off, pretending to be out. I had a pumpkin in the window.

Most of my neighbors were sitting on their porches or on the sidewalk, bags of candy at the ready.

Quote: RubyMae - Glamourous Snowdrop at Large @ November 1 2008, 12:55 PM BST

I wasn't in I was out in my Snow white glory hauling myself to a party with a load of home made toffee apples.

Have you been going through my cupboards while I've been out?

No I express my feminine side through serial murder.

Go ahead judge me.

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Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Most of my neighbors were sitting on their porches or on the sidewalk, bags of candy at the ready.

Aww. That sounds more fun.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2008, 12:54 PM BST

I reckon this weapon would be so threatening to the targets masculinity you wouldn't need to shoot.

Aww, a pink M4. But what did they do to the pistol grip?

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Hello Kitty Tarot cards.

Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2008, 12:57 PM BST

Aww, a pink M4. But what did they do to the pistol grip?

I suspect it's adjustable for small children's hands.

Charlie Brown wouldn't have taken any shit off Lucy with one of those.

Quote: sootyj @ November 1 2008, 1:00 PM BST

Charlie Brown wouldn't have taken any shit off Lucy with one of those.

Bitch got what she deserved.

I bought a "Goodbye Kitty" shirt at a Melt-Banana concert about 10 years ago. Kitty got shot in the head, blood everywhere, etc.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uog4dT409uo

About the only thing I liked about Halloween check out visual horror film gags.

Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Most of my neighbors were sitting on their porches or on the sidewalk, bags of candy at the ready.

That's pretty cool, me and my mates passed a 20 strong group of chav at least 14 - 17 and they looked ready for a night of mayhem... I was actually concerned for my safety...

Ooooohhhhh not feeling so good. Beer + sugar = bad stomach ache.
Fun night though.
I went as Ash from Evil Dead and the fiancee went as Sara Palin....I told her that she should keep the outfit. yea yea.
Some of my favorite costumes from the party were Rorschach (Watchmen), one dressed up as a Ghostbuster (he even spent hours making the ghost trap with a functioning peddle and an EPA meter). Others were Spiderman, Batman, Vanier Girl (which is the ghetto part of Ottawa, it was pretty funny) and a crap load of others I can't remember right now.
We only got about 15 or 20 kids this year. But the ones who came were pretty freaking cute. I said to one "you kids look great!" and she looked up at me with a horrified look "you too bloody face man". haha I had to keep remembering to leave my shotgun and chainsaw hand behind so I wouldn't scare them.

Quote: DaButt @ November 1 2008, 12:55 PM BST

Most of my neighbors were sitting on their porches or on the sidewalk, bags of candy at the ready.

Same where I live.

I hate living near so many paedophiles.

Still lots of free candy.

Quote: Curt @ November 1 2008, 4:55 PM BST

Ooooohhhhh not feeling so good. Beer + sugar = bad stomach ache.
Fun night though.
I went as Ash from Evil Dead and the fiancee went as Sara Palin....I told her that she should keep the outfit. yea yea.
Some of my favorite costumes from the party were Rorschach (Watchmen), one dressed up as a Ghostbuster (he even spent hours making the ghost trap with a functioning peddle and an EPA meter). Others were Spiderman, Batman, Vanier Girl (which is the ghetto part of Ottawa, it was pretty funny) and a crap load of others I can't remember right now.
We only got about 15 or 20 kids this year. But the ones who came were pretty freaking cute. I said to one "you kids look great!" and she looked up at me with a horrified look "you too bloody face man". haha I had to keep remembering to leave my shotgun and chainsaw hand behind so I wouldn't scare them.

Photographs of your girl friend?

Damn what am I going to down when she loses on the 4th?

Quote: Curt @ November 1 2008, 4:55 PM BST

one dressed up as a Ghostbuster (he even spent hours making the ghost trap with a functioning peddle and an EPA meter)

I'd like to see that, it sounds ace!

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