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We had one little wolf. Then a group of older kids later. They were all polite and nice at our house, then I watched out the window as they threw eggs at the house opposite and ran off.

Kids are weird.

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 2:04 AM BST

We had one little wolf. Then a group of older kids later. They were all polite and nice at our house, then I watched out the window as they threw eggs at the house opposite and ran off.

That's why you need firearms.

Ha! Yeah, happy halloween y'all! Don't mind the dead kids lying on the street.

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 2:18 AM BST

Ha! Yeah, happy halloween y'all! Don't mind the dead kids lying on the street.

Dead men throw no eggs.

Well it wasn't at my house anyway, so what do I care. ;)

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 2:20 AM BST

Well it wasn't at my house anyway, so what do I care. ;)

I was fully aware of my impending death when I threw eggs as a young lad. It builds character and helps immensely with the process of natural selection.

They were bloody fast runners.

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 2:23 AM BST

They were bloody fast runners.

It ain't easy outrunnin' a .45 ACP round ...

I'm afraid English kids at worst only have to outrun a small yapping terrier.

Quote: zooo @ November 1 2008, 2:26 AM BST

I'm afraid English kids at worst only have to outrun a small yapping terrier.

Even your dogs can't have guns? Damn ...

Shame innit.

Sad. So sad.

I'm thinking about buying a nice pistol this weekend.

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I'm thinking about treating myself to one of these:

http://remtek.com/arms/sig/model/220/220.htm

You are a terrifying man, DaButt. :)

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