Another one I wrote for RFTP,do you think its suitable and more importantly funny?
INT. INSIDE A TELEVISION STUDIO A PRESENTER IS STOOD ON STAGE WITH HIS ARM ROUND A CONTESTANT
PRESENTER
Hello and welcome back to who's doctor who. We just saw Lou perform and now its over to the judges to see what they made of the performance. First up we have Tom Baker, a legendary doctor who. So Tom tell Lou and the nation what you thought of his performance.
TOM
Britain, Britain, Britain, a country where a man in a multi coloured scarf who travels in a police box…
PRESENTER
Umm, tom I think your going off subject
TOM
Sorry, Britain a country where…
PRESENTER
Tom what did you think of Lou
TOM
Lou and Andy are at the police station
PRESENTER
Ok we'll come back to you. Next up is David Tennant, our latest Dr who is now moving on to tread the boards in Hamlet! what did you think David?
DAVID
To be or not to be, that is the question
PRESENTER
Indeed but was it a good performance?
DAVID
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
PRESENTER
Please David, Can we just stay with Doctor Who for one more minute. What did you think of tonight?
DAVID
This night will turn us all to fools and madmen
PRESENTER
Its getting that way, well maybe we will have more luck from our third and final judge, Catherine tate who has played the doctors sidekick Donna for the past year. Tom and David have been a bit cagey so Lou is relying on you, please can you give a straightforward opinion what did you think?
CATHERINE
Am I bovverred?