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Dear God ! Bastards.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1344

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 21 2013, 12:57 AM BST

Dear God ! Bastards.

http://www.private-eye.co.uk/sections.php?section_link=in_the_back&issue=1344

Police corruption didn't die in the 60's or 70's

Things like Hillsborough cover up are just the tip of the iceberg

They covered up Jill Dandos murder. they know who did it but they stitched up an innocent man for it instead

Dando was murdered because she was about to expose Savile and a big paedo ring involving lots of famous and powerful people. She wouldn't stay silent so they put a bullet in her head.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/jill-dando-murder-witness-comes-2071046

A witness reports Jill terrified in the street by a strange man on the day she was eliminated - and they weren't in the slightest bit interested???

Why?

Cos they'd already chosen some poor bastard they were gonna fit up for the crime

Not all coppers are bastards - but don't believe the boys in blue are all saints

Their conduct over the stephen Lawrence murder was f**king disgusting

Quote: lofthouse @ July 22 2013, 7:22 PM BST

Not all coppers are bastards

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Serpico was a good'un.

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Proper bastard

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A whole group of bastards...except for Sly.

Sky News: "I can confirm that a handful of people have seen the Middleton minge"

Much more have seen Harry's dick.

It's a boy!

Right, let's move on.

No

It's a leech

Bristol news apologise for their standard announcement on any birth

Mother and sister doing well

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23406479

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She was pregnant? They kept that quiet.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 22 2013, 10:12 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-23406479

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I heard about that on the radio earlier and couldn't believe my ears.

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