Dont really put stuff up on here, but thought Id pop one on, enjoy! Or dont, you dont have to, you wont hurt my feelings. Bastards.
INT. OFFICE MANAGERS OFFICE-DAY.
The OFFICE MANAGER is in her private office, working at her computer. She stops and sighs, a little bored; then she eyes her digital camera that is sat beside her handbag on the desk.
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The OFFICE MANAGER is now standing with her back to us with her top pulled up to reveal her breasts, which she then photographs with her camera.
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The camera is plugged into her computer and we see her attach a file titled ‘MY TITS’ to an email, which she then presses ‘SEND TO ALL’.
She sits back smiling, then suddenly seems to realise what shes done, burying her head in her hands.
OFFICE MANAGER
No . . . .
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INT. MAIN OFFICE.
The OFFICE MANAGER is now stood in the main office area addressing her
co-workers.
OFFICE MANAGER
Now, did any of you happen to see an e-mail I sent to everyone in the building?
WOMAN
I saw it.
WOMAN 2
Me too.
MAN
I didn’t yet, what e-mail?
OFFICE MANAGER
I accidentally took a photo of my tits, uploaded it to my computer, attached it to an e-mail and sent it to everyone who works here.
MAN
Oh. (STANDS SLOWLY) Can I just-
OFFICE MANAGER
Sit down.
MAN sits grumbling to himself.
OFFICE MANAGER
I want all of you to delete the e-mail immediately, and any of you who did see it, try to banish the image of my glorious, firm, naked breasts from your mind. Id really appreciate it if you could all do that; thanks.
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INT. OFFICE MANAGERS OFFICE.
The OFFICE MANAGER flops back in her chair in her office and sighs. She gets back to work for several beats, until her eyes drift once more to her camera.
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OFFICE MANAGER holding skirt up to take picture.
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OFFICE MANAGER attaching file titled ‘MY BUSH’ to an e-mail; she presses SEND TO ALL.
The OFFICE MANAGER sits back satisfied, then, slowly, realisation hits once more and she buries her head in her hands.
OFFICE MANAGER
No . . . .
THE END
I can see this working but I think the speech to the workers should be more, I dunno, Basil Fawlty like to make her even more unlikely to do what she does. Either way I like it.
