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Quote: Will Cam @ July 16 2013, 11:15 PM BST
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Bussell has let himself go since leaving BCG.

Laughing out loud

Finding out this heat is going to last (or get worse) for at least the next couple of weeks is making me feel a bit panicky and claustrophobic.
Has anyone got any pills that can knock me out for a fortnight?

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2013, 10:48 AM BST

Finding out this heat is going to last (or get worse) for at least the next couple of weeks is making me feel a bit panicky and claustrophobic.
Has anyone got any pills that can knock me out for a fortnight?

I've got a baseball bat. PM me your address.

I've heard you can knock people out with your natural musk.

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2013, 10:57 AM BST

I've heard you can knock people out with your natural musk.

It's too hot for flirting, zooo!

Rolling eyes

Quote: zooo @ July 19 2013, 10:48 AM BST

Finding out this heat is going to last (or get worse) for at least the next couple of weeks is making me feel a bit panicky and claustrophobic.
Has anyone got any pills that can knock me out for a fortnight?

No pills but it's a good excuse to eat ice lollies for breakfast. Or lunch or dinner. The ones that you buy unfrozen in the plastic tubes and take home to freeze are good. Have cold showers.

Typical English eh, it's too hot, too cold, too just right.

But it is strong though, the sun.

I can feel in piercing my skin when I go out. Don't like that much.

Chip doesn't like using his laptop in this weather. It seems cruel to make it's little fan whir madly away.

Quote: chipolata @ July 19 2013, 11:30 AM BST

Chip doesn't like using his laptop in this weather. It seems cruel to make it's little fan whir madly away.

:P

I went to the computer shop to buy a super-dooper cpu cooling fan, looked more like a house radiator and it's still whizzing away.

Quote: reds @ July 19 2013, 11:12 AM BST

No pills but it's a good excuse to eat ice lollies for breakfast. Or lunch or dinner. The ones that you buy unfrozen in the plastic tubes and take home to freeze are good. Have cold showers.

Oh yes, I forgot about those lollies. They're fun.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ July 19 2013, 11:20 AM BST

Typical English eh, it's too hot, too cold, too just right.

I never complain that it's too cold, or too rainy. I love proper English weather!

Hey Sun

F**k you

F**k you , you hot yellow cock sucking mother f**ker

You FUCK

Angry

Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2013, 12:59 PM BST

Hey Sun

F**k you

F**k you , you hot yellow cock sucking mother f**ker

You FUCK

Angry

Ooh! Edgy!

For some reason Chip's just had a piping hot mug of tea. Now he's really sweating. :(

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