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Quote: David Smith @ July 16 2013, 8:59 PM BST

Hi Guys,

Sorry I haven't been on recently as me and my girlfriend split up.

When?

Ben is getting blown. By a fan. A 3 bladed type.

Quote: Ben @ July 16 2013, 10:57 PM BST

Ben is getting blown. By a fan. A 3 bladed type.

I didn't know you had any fans. I hope for your sake she's female.

Quote: Chappers @ July 16 2013, 11:10 PM BST

I didn't know you had any fans. I hope for your sake she's female.

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I know a different version of your signature Will Cam !

Do tell Oldrocker

Quote: Will Cam @ July 17 2013, 5:56 AM BST

Do tell Oldrocker

There's no I in team but there is a U in c*nt.

Quote: George Kaplan @ July 16 2013, 1:05 PM BST

Your cats would have enjoyed the bird table.

I may still get one. Ready made from a shop.

Quote: Lee @ July 16 2013, 1:08 PM BST

And now you're just a palletless fool, full of regrets.

I am a bit.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 16 2013, 6:35 PM BST

Why?

Did they spell your name wrong again?

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Do you work in the pallet industry, Lofty? That seems pretty specialist knowledge.

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2013, 10:37 AM BST

Do you work in the pallet industry, Lofty? That seems pretty specialist knowledge.

No, he lives in the box.

Yes we used Chep pallets at the last place I worked

They are special deluxe blue ones

Cost a fortune and I had to keep track in a stupid fycking book of them going in and out of the warehouse

Paaah

I don't do that shit anymore

I've moved on

Ben is out on the grass soaking up the sun. Need to go back in the office in a bit though.

Quote: chipolata @ July 17 2013, 10:37 AM BST

Do you work in the pallet industry, Lofty? That seems pretty specialist knowledge.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 17 2013, 11:51 AM BST

Yes we used Chep pallets at the last place I worked

They are special deluxe blue ones

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L.E. is climbing 3 peaks this weekend in 24 hours! Eeeep!

Whilst fasting?

Ha - no. The fast was only one day.

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