Once
I had a dream
And though the dream was very small
It wouldn't leave me
Weirdest Dreams Page 33
Quote: lofthouse @ June 26 2013, 9:23 PM BSTOnce
I had a dream
And though the dream was very small
It wouldn't leave me
Very e.e. cummings. 
I carry your fart with me (I carry it in my fart)
Quote: Will Cam @ June 21 2013, 5:44 PM BSTBobby Ewing is going to step out of the shower in the morning and find you were a dream David
Quote: David Smith @ June 26 2013, 8:26 PM BSTI am dreaming about Aaron tonight being the king of comedy with Mark.
Quote: George Kaplan @ June 26 2013, 10:48 PM BSTVery e.e. cummings.
Father Dick Burn!
Dreamt about L.E the other night but this wasn't the usual wet dream. In this one I handed her a baby and said "L.E, meet L.E". The strange thing is that I handed her the baby version of my niece, who is called Daisy.
Creepy, but thanks!
Lol, Daisy must have reminded you of Ellie somehow. Is she blonde?
No, but she must be my stock image for what a baby looks like.
The other night I dreamt the r-tard next door was dumping all his rubbish in my front garden
I rang the police and they didn't want to know
So I stormed next door , picked a big rock out of his garden , kicked his front door down, ran into his living room where he was sat on the sofa , then slung the rock at his big flat screen TV
But the rock just bounced off and did no damage
And he just sat there laughing at me
So I screamed "oh it's funny is it????"
Pulled out a handgun and shot him about 6 times
Oh that got the police interested
Not the most Christian dream you've ever had.
Quote: lofthouse @ July 16 2013, 7:33 PM BSTI rang the police
Very anarchic, very punkrock! 
Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 7:48 PM BSTNot the most Christian dream you've ever had.
Ffs!
I can't control my dreams can I?
Maybe God does. 