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Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2013, 1:04 PM BST

Chip's just been somewhere where they were giving away broken pallets free. He had a manly urge to take some home and build a shed or bird table out of them. In the end he didn't take any.

Your cats would have enjoyed the bird table.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2013, 1:04 PM BST

Chip's just been somewhere where they were giving away broken pallets free. He had a manly urge to take some home and build a shed or bird table out of them. In the end he didn't take any.

And now you're just a palletless fool, full of regrets.

Quote: chipolata @ July 16 2013, 1:04 PM BST

Chip's just been somewhere where they were giving away broken pallets free. He had a manly urge to take some home and build a shed or bird table out of them. In the end he didn't take any.

Why?

Did they spell your name wrong again?

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Hi Guys,

Sorry I haven't been on recently as me and my girlfriend split up.

Did she get a puncture?

Quote: Lee @ July 16 2013, 9:02 PM BST

Did she get a puncture?

Errr I don't think so bud.

Quote: David Smith @ July 16 2013, 8:59 PM BST

Hi Guys,

Sorry I haven't been on recently as me and my girlfriend split up.

We forgive you.

Quote: Gordon Bennett @ July 16 2013, 9:05 PM BST

We forgive you.

:) Gracias Gordon.

Have those three got together to write a strange book . . .?

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Quote: Oldrocker @ July 16 2013, 9:54 PM BST

Have those three got together to write a strange book . . .?

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You're never too old to get kicked in the bollocks, Oldrocker. Besides that, I could write a strange book on my own...I don't the help of other loonies.

I feel so pretty , so witty

And GAAAAAAY

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Quote: lofthouse @ July 16 2013, 10:08 PM BST

I feel so pretty , so witty

And GAAAAAAY

Gordon, I believe you have 'Hoff' issues!

Someone press the Hoff button

Quote: roscoff @ July 16 2013, 10:19 PM BST

Gordon, I believe you have 'Hoff' issues!

Life would be bleak and rough
without a Bieber or a Hoff.

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