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If you accepted all the offers...

in your junk email, what would you be up to?

Me, today. Let's see.

Well I think the most urgent is the one that has the headline
'For crying out loud, dude! Don't wait until your penis falls off forever!‏'

That seems to be a priority.

What then? Have I the latest cell phone? Don't really care. But I'll need the nearest high speed hot spot.

Michelle and Sandra want me to pop over for a threesome. Possibly, see how the day goes girls.

But now Lee has invented a new verb! How exciting is that?
'Lee Humperdinck favourited a tweet from Stephen Holford on Twitter!‏'

Anyway, Alice at Deal Checker has found me some cheap flights to the USA. Don't want to go atm Alice but thanks anyway. By the way Alice, do you know the three words that make you horny? No?

I can get a video that reveals a nearly-illegal trick for making any girl want to make love.

But no time for that. I have to take my high quality supplements that help me work out to be in peak condition for my free access to local sluts.

Or shall I just read J.K.Rowling's new novel now that the secret is out?

Nah. Michelle, Sandra. See you shortly, just have to sort out my male enhancement medication.

It's good to have lots of options. :)

You're like a black hole of spam, oldrock, because I barely get any save for a bit on herbal viagra. Which does sound quite tempting.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 16 2013, 12:48 AM BST

But now Lee has invented a new verb! How exciting is that?
'Lee Humperdinck favourited a tweet from Stephen Holford on Twitter!‏'

That must happen a lot! Lovey

Iv'e been told to keep my communications very secret as there is a lot of money involved.
So I'll say no more at this point.

I would also have a much bigger penis. I wonder if men get endless spam telling them they can make their boobs bigger?

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 9:56 AM BST

I would also have a much bigger penis. I wonder if men get endless spam telling them they can make their boobs bigger?

If we do it appears I have been following the advice very well. :(

Never get junk email. never give out email address.

What's the point in having one then?

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 9:56 AM BST

I would also have a much bigger penis. I wonder if men get endless spam telling them they can make their boobs bigger?

Would this be called junk she-mail?

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 11:08 AM BST

What's the point in having one then?

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 11:08 AM BST

What's the point in having one then?

Emails, bigger penises?

Surely that should be in the This or That thread...

:D

Done. Wonder what the answer will be? As a means of communication I'd say bigger penises would be more effective, otherwise e-mail wins every time.

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