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What are you eating? Page 633

Can you at least have some Orange Jews?

Quote: L.E. @ July 16 2013, 9:30 AM BST

Nothing - I'm fasting today and I'm starving.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tisha_B'Av

Couple of nice Facebook posts about how Jews and Muslims are fasting together.

nb you're fasting? Did you get your license?

Quote: zooo @ July 16 2013, 9:46 AM BST

Yikes. Did you eat loads the day before to try and make up for it? (Not that that would help.)

No, just normal dinner. If you eat too much, your stomach swells and then you are more hungry.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2013, 10:16 AM BST

Couple of nice Facebook posts about how Jews and Muslims are fasting together.

nb you're fasting? Did you get your license?

No, not yet. Got another 8/9 months to go.

It's a long fast till sunset, are you in shul today?

Quote: L.E. @ July 16 2013, 10:28 AM BST

No, not yet. Got another 8/9 months to go.

And they're still making you fast?

Not an easy club to join.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2013, 10:29 AM BST

It's a long fast till sunset, are you in shul today?

And they're still making you fast?

Not an easy club to join.

No, not in Shul - in work. I couldn't get the day off.

And they're not making me, I'm doing it off my own back.

Quote: L.E. @ July 16 2013, 10:28 AM BST

No, not yet. Got another 8/9 months to go.

So you're Jew-ish?

Good grief fasting at work,that's hard core.

Quote: Lee @ July 16 2013, 10:40 AM BST

So you're Jew-ish?

Ha - kinda.

Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2013, 10:42 AM BST

Good grief fasting at work,that's hard core.

SOOOOOOOOOO HUNGRYYYYYYYYYY!

I've had chicken salad for two nights in a row. I need carbs!

After a very nice drive to the next nearest layby -

Safari porridge by Adventure Man, parboiled in a mess tin, with waters from the mountain goat memorial

A box shaped platter of sun toasted crusts with butter of berry surprises and a saucy mature pizza overlay

Four bigger bunkroom hobnobs - sadly three of them cheesy but one with a sticky pineapple fruit pastel

Mug of soothing asperuloside-in-cleavers tea, straw-sipped, with a thick yeast of free festival milk powder

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Quote: sootyj @ July 16 2013, 10:42 AM BST

Good grief farting at work,that's hard core.

Unimpressed

Not sure......it could be vole.

I prefer consonants

Quote: lofthouse @ July 19 2013, 10:38 PM BST

I prefer consonants

Consider yourself lucky.

You are not in layby 79 at Drumochter having only just escaped an army of Mohawks.

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