in your junk email, what would you be up to?
Me, today. Let's see.
Well I think the most urgent is the one that has the headline
'For crying out loud, dude! Don't wait until your penis falls off forever!'
That seems to be a priority.
What then? Have I the latest cell phone? Don't really care. But I'll need the nearest high speed hot spot.
Michelle and Sandra want me to pop over for a threesome. Possibly, see how the day goes girls.
But now Lee has invented a new verb! How exciting is that?
'Lee Humperdinck favourited a tweet from Stephen Holford on Twitter!'
Anyway, Alice at Deal Checker has found me some cheap flights to the USA. Don't want to go atm Alice but thanks anyway. By the way Alice, do you know the three words that make you horny? No?
I can get a video that reveals a nearly-illegal trick for making any girl want to make love.
But no time for that. I have to take my high quality supplements that help me work out to be in peak condition for my free access to local sluts.
Or shall I just read J.K.Rowling's new novel now that the secret is out?
Nah. Michelle, Sandra. See you shortly, just have to sort out my male enhancement medication.
