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Potatoes are fine, not sweet potatoes though.

I lurve the sweet potatoes! Lovey

I hate it when you get a manicure done and then it smudges!

I hate that too.

Trying to find train timetables online. It's all bloody journey planners whereas I want an actual timetable.

Quote: chipolata @ July 15 2013, 10:17 AM BST

Trying to find train timetables online. It's all bloody journey planners whereas I want an actual timetable.

When in doubt, ask a rail buff !

http://www.networkrail.co.uk/aspx/3828.aspx

Scroll to the bottom for complete timetable.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 15 2013, 10:25 AM BST

When in doubt, ask a rail buff !

http://www.networkrail.co.uk/aspx/3828.aspx

Scroll to the bottom for complete timetable.

It's bloomin massive, Oldrocker! All I want is a simple Timetable for trains from Shrewsbury to Welshpool!

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 15 2013, 10:25 AM BST

When in doubt, ask a rail buff !

http://www.networkrail.co.uk/aspx/3828.aspx

Scroll to the bottom for complete timetable.

Finally found it on the Route Index Timetable links! Cheers, OR.

This f**king, f**king, f**king heat.

It really pisses me off when people say - in this weather - "What's the point of a fan? All it does is blow hot air round.".

I don't think anyone is actually claiming that a fan will cool a room down like air con, but a fan set in a fixed position directly on you does bring a LOT of relief.

And then people say, "But that must be really annoying to have a fan on you". There's just no pleasing some people.

The air feels nice and cold when it hits you. If people don't even understand fans they shouldn't be allowed out.

Yeah, moving air takes away heat by convection. But even if they don't know that, surely they notice that having a fan blow on them makes them feel cooler.

Came home from work tonight to a gentle humming noise in the lounge.

F**kin' wasp's nest in the chimney !

What is the point of those feckers? I mean just what is the point?

Would anybody miss them if they died out?

Bastards.

Angry

Well the ecosystem is a very delicately balanced thing so removing one species could have a devastating knock-on effect, but f**k it I'm happy to take the risk.

Is it true we'd all die out if there's was no bees?

But yea, wasps can get to f**k

Go on

SOD OFF

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 15 2013, 8:58 PM BST

Came home from work tonight to a gentle humming noise in the lounge.

F**kin' wasp's nest in the chimney !

What is the point of those feckers? I mean just what is the point?

Would anybody miss them if they died out?

Bastards.

Angry

We've just seen loads of bee type things outside the window
Great!

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