Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 14 2013, 1:20 AM BSTGlad you got home Ok Oldrocker.
What meet up, I have no idea what you are talking about.
Meet up? Meet up? Who said anything about that?
You haven't been standing outside in the sun have you Sunny?
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You're making it sound more like a date than a meet up. 
The sun is shining, the Ashes is on, Golf next week, don't have to do what my wife says anymore, now have the odd drink and I'm beginning to remember who I used to be 
Too hot. Couldn't sleep and ended up being in for work at 6am as opposed to, the usual, 10. Might take a half day...
7 more sleeps before Will Cam heads off to Florida
Probably be colder there than it is here...
And he'll be shot up.
Is that where they shoot you for eating buying sweets and walking around?
Quote: zooo @ July 15 2013, 10:00 AM BSTIs that where they shoot you for eating buying sweets and walking around?
Yes (although I'm struggling to decipher that sentence!).
Wow, what the hell did I do there? I had a brain-spaz.
Quote: Will Cam @ July 15 2013, 9:53 AM BST7 more sleeps before Will Cam heads off to Florida
Lucky Will
Quote: Will Cam @ July 15 2013, 9:53 AM BST7 more sleeps before Will Cam heads off to Florida
A HUMBLE TENAMENT WITH AN OUTDOOR TOILET IN FLORIDA,
MRS OUR WILL CAM IS STANDING LOOKING AT OUR WILL CAM AS HE STANDS ON THE STEP NEXT TO A POLICE OFFICER, HIS HEAD BANDAGED, SOOTYJ (HIS FAITHFUL WIPPET SITS TO ONE SIDE)
MRS OUR WILL CAM
What has thou bloody nincompoop been upto this time?
POLICE MAN
Pardon ma'am?
SOOTYJ
Woof, woof, bark
POLICE MAN
Much obliged boy, this here hoodlum was knocking on people doors and running away!
MRS OUR WILL CAM
I beg your pardon?
SOOTYJ
Bark, woof, bark
MRS OUR WILLCAM
Playing knock up ginger at your age?
SOOTYJ
Bark, bark, woof, woof.
POLICE MAN
The son of a bitch was trying to get the Duchess of Kent pregnant.
POLICE MAN DRAWS GUN AND SHOOTS WILL CAM IN THE HEAD
OUR WILL CAM
Ooyah will you ruddy well stop doing that!
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Or at least shoot him some where more vital he uses, privates no, back no, yeh next shoot him up the arse. He sits on it, scratches it and bloody well talks out of it.
SOOTYJ
Bark, woof, bark, woof, woof
POLICE MAN
Sounds like a domestic, I'll leave you good folks to it.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
Oh our Will Cam. This holiday has been reet shite, I got rabies when Mickey Mouse bit me. And I had to sell our bairns to Angeline Jolie to pay for t'rabies shot.
OUR WILL CAM
I'm sorry my turtle dove, next year I'll help at your cousins tea room on that mountain down in that Wales.
MRS OUR WILL CAM
You mean?
OUR WILL CAM
Yes I'll be manning it on Snowden.
SOOTYJ
Woof!
POLICEMAN
Code blue! Code blue! Go for the ass!
THE ENTIRE NEIGBOURHOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR HOUSES AND WITH VARIOUS HIGH CALIBRE WEAPONS PROCCEDE TO SHOOT OUR WILL CAM UP THE ARSE
OUR WILL CAM
Ooyah! Turned out shite again!
Sootyj you crack me up with these.
first one in ages though
I would reccomend avoiding knock up ginger in flordia though
Quote: sootyj @ July 15 2013, 11:18 AM BSTknock up ginger
In Ireland we called it 'runaway knock' much more to the point and self explanatory..so there.