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There was approx 100 people in on it

They don't need to blab to make an earner - these people are incredibly wealthy powerful people - money means nothing to them

And Russian weren't 'in on it'.

They were far far ahead of the US in space technology - they knew that it simply wasn't possible with technology available at that time

For gods sake! Man was flying around in bi-planes made of wood only a few decades earlier

The iPod I'm holding right now is ludicrously more advanced than the computer systems they had in the 60's

You can't guide a space ship to leave earth and land on the moon and then take off and come back with machines that are less advanced than pocket calculators we have now

And the astronauts did take off - they just circled the earth long enough then returned

You've got to realize how corrupt America is and was back then

JFK who promised to send a man to the moon was put in the Whitehouse by the Italian-American mafia ffs!

And it takes people like Snowden nowadays to try to expose what shaddowy sly f**kers the US government is

Why do you think a man has been on the moon?

Because you were told so by people on the TV - end of story

Thats how this world works

We are told stuff and we all sit here like sheep and go - oh okay then that must be true

They think were all dumb Idiots that will buy whatever shit they throw at us

And we all do

Mostly...

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 9:43 PM BST

Why do you think a man has been on the moon?

Because you were told so by people on the TV - end of story

And why do you believe we didn't go to the moon?
Because you were told so by people on the internet.

We are told stuff and we all sit here like sheep and go - oh okay then that must be true

They think were all dumb Idiots that will buy whatever shit they throw at us

Quite.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 9:43 PM BST

There was approx 100 people in on it

They don't need to blab to make an earner - these people are incredibly wealthy powerful people - money means nothing to them

We seem to be getting into Illuminati territory here !

Before computers, there was mechanics and engineering. Computers just made these same processes more compact and faster.

I think you underestimate human intelligence too much.

A spaceship is just a vehicle, we have vehicles that can go faster than the speed of sound. We have very clever engineers who are able to put their knowledge into action. Just ask billwill, who I understand has managed to program/engineer some very impressive technical things that may have been impossible 100 years ago.

It's very odd that you believe the statement in your signature but a man going from A to B is unbelievable.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 14 2013, 9:50 PM BST

We seem to be getting into Illuminati territory here !

Absolutely

America does what it's told just like we do as were told

Also Richard Nixon presided over the moon landings
Most of the astronauts involved are known masons
A lot of the scientists working at NASA in those days were Germans - Nazis to be precise, taken from Germany after the end of the war

Richard 'water gate' Nixon , masons, Nazis - these are the kind of people were dealing with here!

Do you trust people like that - I f**king dont

'Say Goodnight to the people Gracie.'

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 10:10 PM BST

Do you trust people like that - I f**king dont

And all the people that "clock in" everyday at Nasa. Inc? :/

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 10:10 PM BST

Absolutely

America does what it's told just like we do as were told

Also Richard Nixon presided over the moon landings
Most of the astronauts involved are known masons
A lot of the scientists working at NASA in those days were Germans - Nazis to be precise, taken from Germany after the end of the war

Richard 'water gate' Nixon , masons, Nazis - these are the kind of people were dealing with here!

Do you trust people like that - I f**king dont

You don't trust the inventors of the V2 to have knowledge of rocket science?

The theory on how to get to the moon has been around since the 30s, its not Star Trek stuff.

Kennedy commissioned the moon landing programme not Nixon. But no doubt he was an illumanti lizard Mason as well.

I still think you're yanking our chain anyway.

He's not.

Quote: youngian @ July 14 2013, 10:22 PM BST

Kennedy commissioned the moon landing programme not Nixon.

Yes but he had his head blown off by the CIA/mafia six years before the moon landings

Nixon was president when all the so called moon landings were taking place

And he was a corrupt worthless sack of shit

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 9:43 PM BST

For gods sake! Man was flying around in bi-planes made of wood only a few decades earlier

The iPod I'm holding right now is ludicrously more advanced than the computer systems they had in the 60's

So you yourself agree that there have been massive jumps in technological capability in only a few short decades. Good good.

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 9:43 PM BST

You can't guide a space ship to leave earth and land on the moon and then take off and come back with machines that are less advanced than pocket calculators we have now

So what technology would that be? The technology of fire? Or the technology of steering? I wasn't around at the time, but I'm pretty sure both were firmly established by 1969...

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 10:10 PM BST

Do you trust people like that - I f**king dont

There is possibly no body I would trust less than the US government - but the moon landings are a conspiracy theory too far.

Quote: Oldrocker @ July 14 2013, 10:13 PM BST

'Say Goodnight to the people Gracie.'

Laughing out loud

Quote: lofthouse @ July 14 2013, 10:39 PM BST

Yes but he had his head blown off by the CIA six years before the moon landings

The first believable thing you've said in this thread.

Have you seen this, lofthouse?

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00C66D9FO/comedyguide-21/

Or this

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/14142/

A thread where this conversation is relevant.

The moon is made of cheese and so would melt when the lander took off to re dock with the orbiter.

Quote: zooo @ July 14 2013, 9:47 PM BST

And why do you believe we didn't go to the moon?
Because you were told so by people on the internet.

Like all good conspiracy theorists he ignoring the information that contradicts his statement.

I know a bloke at work that says exactly what Lofthouse says. He will not be moved!
It seems to me once they have the conspiracy theory in their head, nothing will shift it.
And even worse, we are all gullible saps for believing it. So in effect they are insulting everyone's intelligence and common sense - because we couldn't rationalise whether they landed on the moon or not.

The chances of man successfully landing on the moon and returning back to Earth in 1969 were so remote as to be virtually impossible. But they did!
That's what makes it the most fantastic thing that man as ever done!

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