Televised sex line sadness

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I rang one of them ladies once

Don't get me wrong! I didn't mean to

I was ringing for a pizza and I dialled the wrong number by mistake

Anyway when I realised my mistake I kept trying to apologise for disturbing her

But she wouldn't listen and just kept asking how big my c**k is

Two hours I tried to apologize to her

Two bloody hours

I was exhausted

Quote: lofthouse @ July 13 2013, 10:23 PM BST

I rang one of them ladies once

Don't get me wrong! I didn't mean to

I was ringing for a pizza and I dialled the wrong number by mistake

Anyway when I realised my mistake I kept trying to apologise for disturbing her

But she wouldn't listen and just kept asking how big my c**k is

Two hours I tried to apologize to her

Two bloody hours

I was exhausted

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Strangest story I ever heard. What has the size of your cook got to do with it...didn't she realize you wanted a ready meal?

Good blog actually.

I once knew a guy who rang the sex lines but recorded them for future use to save money, no flies on him.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 14 2013, 11:25 AM BST

I once knew a guy...

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Oh you did, did you?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 14 2013, 11:25 AM BST

I once knew a guy who rang the sex lines but recorded them for future use to save money, no flies on him.

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I think he needs his flies sewing up

Dirty bastard