A Piss Before Flying about toilet attendants at an airport.
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Oooh very nice Mr Purry!
Hymn & Herb
Tim Commandments is a chef failing miserably in the overcrowded kitchen of television cookery shows. Until he comes up with the brilliant idea of Cheeses & Jesus, combining praying and food-preparation, leading to all manner of hilarious quandries.
Wife's Too Short
"She only reaches my knees!" etc etc
Brollied
It rains every day in the life of Ian, uber-umbrella salesman as he attempts to get the one big deal that will allow him to retire. Unfortunately, what a 12-foot wide umbrella offers in dryness, it more than makes up for in unwieldiness.
Spry
Old man finds a new lease of life when he starts taking 'vitamin tablets' and can't understand what young people are moaning about. He starts wearing those ridiculous trousers that are tight at the calves and don't even reach his waist, showing the world his Calvin Klein long-johns. Kind of an anti-One Foot In The Grave.
The Chavé
A bunch of 'interesting' chavs listen to tinny R'n'B on their phones in a greasy spoon, forcing viewers to turn over in droves, unable to take neither garish primary-coloured shellsuits nor the total lack of ambition for the full half-hour.
Dan
REV
A sitcom set in the hectic world of F1 racing.
Coupling
A sitcom set in the hectic world of a railway shunting yard.
Roger and Valve have just got in.
Tom Conti is married to a valve and has mundane adventures with it.
Wife's to taut.
Riki Gervaise sitcom about virginisms featuring random picking on people with Chrone's disease, as mongs are yesterdays news.
Noel Fieldings Bargain basement nonsense show.
Noel Fielding's show after losing court battle with advertising standards council.
Pair Rents.
Couple lose their house/jobs and instead of moving back with the wife's mum and dad (with the hilarity that would bring!) they just rent a cheap flat (it's not a difficult concept for f**ks sake).
Miranda Farts
Enormous comedian breaks wind noisily. Thats it, still ten times better than the Royal Bodyguard
Fool the Midwife!
Cheeky cockneys pretend to give birth, so as to be able to steal Miranda Harts bicycle.
Dead Dwarf - Ricky Gervais' new vehicle about a midget funeral service.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ July 9 2012, 10:21 PM BSTDead Dwarf - Ricky Gervais' new vehicle about a midget funeral service.
Booyah.
Build a Bear Workshop.
When Dr Frankenstein discovered he was a homo there was only one thing for him to do..
Red-raw Dwarf
The crew pick up the Krankies from an intergalactic dogging spot. Rimier, Lister, The Cat and even Kryton take turns pounding on wee Jimmy's front bot-bot.
Count Arthur Strong - A comedy /math crossover that doesn't quite work (well the answer every week is one?).
Look, what happened to Renegade Carpark's avatar?*
* That is a genuine question...and at the same time a bad concept for a new sitcom.
On The Bussells
Two cheeky chappies ride David Bussell about town while checking out the crumpet
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ July 12 2013, 10:19 AM BSTOn The Bussells
Two cheeky chappies ride David Bussell about town while checking out the crumpet
