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Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2013, 9:32 PM BST

Labors of love, I was up at the crack of midnight to labor 34 hours a day in the thread mine.
235 were crushed to death digging out the "worst idea for a sitcom thread" but it was worth it when King George visited it.

I've heard about this mysterious thread mine...

Legend has it they used to send a canary down in a cage to see if it laughed itself to death ?

And it never did

Not once

What's your opinion, David?

Quote: lofthouse @ July 11 2013, 10:01 PM BST

I've heard about this mysterious thread mine...

Legend has it they used to send a canary down in a cage to see if it laughed itself to death ?

And it never did

Not once

Lofty I wondered why you were sitting in a chicken suit at the bottom of my garden crying, every fupping Saturday.

As they say in Shawshanks

"Get busy living or get busy dying, just get out of my garden"

Cluck off

Angry

You'll never pull the cocks with a chatup line like that!

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5451/

I'm note sure if it's the best, but it's my ugly child, and I love it's ugly ginger face.

3 years of some truly awful puns and some occaisonally sublime. Lots of time wasters like me contributing and some surprisingly good writers.

It's ok

I'll just pull my own cock then

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I lie awake at night and worry about all the threads I've missed and the fact that without knowing their names they will never be found in a search, I temper this anxiety with the reassuring thought that Steve Sunshine will reveal them all eventually.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ July 11 2013, 10:52 PM BST

I lie awake at night and worry about all the threads I've missed and the fact that without knowing their names they will never be found in a search, I temper this anxiety with the reassuring thought that Steve Sunshine will reveal them all eventually.

Laughing out loud

Quote: sootyj @ July 11 2013, 10:41 PM BST

You'll never pull the cocks with a chatup line like that!

https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5451/

I'm note sure if it's the best, but it's my ugly child, and I love it's ugly ginger face.

3 years of some truly awful puns and some occaisonally sublime. Lots of time wasters like me contributing and some surprisingly good writers.

This is a brilliant thread. Can't believe it hasn't been added to for 12 months.

I like the thread where we all discuss the best way of watching paint dry...

I like the "This or That" thread

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